Tag Archives: Corporate Failure

Introducing a Breakthrough in Advertising Measurement: The Abilene-O-Meter

As you have probably figured out by now, I believe the truth is best told with a heavy dose of humor. In fact, in Shakespeare the fools always told the truth before others realized it (and often too late). With … Continue reading

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Prestidigitation and Brand Strength – A Hypothesis

When I was about 10 my father took me to the Magic Castle in Hollywood. What a strange and wonderful place. In every nook and cranny there was something mysterious and amazing (at least for a 10 year old). However, … Continue reading

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To HP or not HP, that is the Distraction.

So HP’s new logo is not going to be their new logo. A company spokesperson definitively quashed the rumor by letting us know that “HP is one of the world’s most valuable brands and has no plans to adopt the … Continue reading

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McDonald’s Sign Going Green, Or I Will not Eat Green Eggs and Ham.

I am not without sin when it comes to hamburgers. I don’t care if they are good for me, or for the cows, or for the environment. (Ok, I care a little bit, and I exercise four times a week.) … Continue reading

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Arrogance and Opportunity, Or Fear the Rotting Apple

My multitouch Apple trackpad quietly stares up my nostrils with the malicious muteness of the Berlin wall. I’ve watched the Quicktime videos on how to operate my MacBook Pro with “simple” gestures. A single flick for this. A backwards triple … Continue reading

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Vintage Wisdom from Young Entrepreneurs, Or Nice Plaid Pants

My wardrobe during my undergraduate education at UC Berkeley consisted of a two pairs of jeans, which both seemed to presage the grunge movement, and a metric ton of used hipster rags from a second-hand clothing store called Aardvarks. One … Continue reading

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Indie Games, Or Smells Like Teen Spirit

Every now and then I find myself in the depths of MBA depression brought on by reading all of the journals, newspapers, blogs, magazines, and economic reports that I’m supposed to read as a professional. They are all telling me … Continue reading

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An Appeal to Baby Boomer Marketers (Do not read this if you are under 35).

I was taken by a comment by Professor Kevin Keller from my alma mater The Tuck School of Business. He was giving his standard lecture to executives on the importance of branding, entitled the The Branding Imperative. (Yes, I know, … Continue reading

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How to Start a Meeting: Workability, Chaos Theory, and Imagination

A man steps on a butterfly during a brief time travel safari to the Jurassic period, and changes the course of human history (Ray Bradbury, “The Sound of Thunder,” 1952.) This is a fundamental tenet of Chaos Theory that the … Continue reading

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The Abilene Paradox

Why does corporate idiocy sometimes feel like one of those things you just have to get used to, like mimes and gravity? How is it that normal, well-educated, well-meaning corporate citizens act like terrorists within their own organization? It’s the … Continue reading

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